OK, Doug, I know the resident gay commenter has been on hiatus in Germany for the last week+, but thanks for giving me a belly laugh on this one. I’d have thought this was from the Onion, but I know you better.
Yeah, I am going to be chairing the Federal Committee on Deciding Which Disgraced Republican Officholder Can Claim GAY-AMERICAN as a Title when I return. You can be sure he won’t be getting either his gay card, his leather-bound copy of the Gay Agenda or even the Toaster Oven. We’re full up with this kinda ridiculous socio-path.
BTW, I am especially mad that he was found with his aide. Dammit, it’s no wonder I can’t get a boyfriend when all the anti-gay Republican Officeholders are using them!
Why can’t these guys just hate themselves in the private sector?
And I would agree that not all anti-gay Republicans are gay. But when one starts pushing some anti-gay measure, the opposition should at least make the guy deny it.
So, they should out some anti-gay guy as gay? I’d rather tie the supply of his sex down instead and beat some sense into the gays who have sex with the anti-gays..
As someone who will admit to being homophobic to gay sex (not gay people), Hoosier1st’s mental picture he gave is disturbing! :)
However, I have wondered why those partners would do that. I assume it is a matter of love, that they understand that the lawmaker is passing those laws because he is scared of being outed, and they have compassion for him. It must either be that, or money is involved.
Rev. AJB says
And let me guess-he was using Tojan Extra Ribbed for “his pleasure?”
Guess this was his Trojan Horse.
Okay I’ll leave some jokes for the rest of you;-)
Hoosier1st says
OK, Doug, I know the resident gay commenter has been on hiatus in Germany for the last week+, but thanks for giving me a belly laugh on this one. I’d have thought this was from the Onion, but I know you better.
Yeah, I am going to be chairing the Federal Committee on Deciding Which Disgraced Republican Officholder Can Claim GAY-AMERICAN as a Title when I return. You can be sure he won’t be getting either his gay card, his leather-bound copy of the Gay Agenda or even the Toaster Oven. We’re full up with this kinda ridiculous socio-path.
BTW, I am especially mad that he was found with his aide. Dammit, it’s no wonder I can’t get a boyfriend when all the anti-gay Republican Officeholders are using them!
Brenda says
Doug said:
Can you cite credible sources to back up that statement?
Joke.
T says
Why can’t these guys just hate themselves in the private sector?
And I would agree that not all anti-gay Republicans are gay. But when one starts pushing some anti-gay measure, the opposition should at least make the guy deny it.
Hoosier1st says
So, they should out some anti-gay guy as gay? I’d rather tie the supply of his sex down instead and beat some sense into the gays who have sex with the anti-gays..
Jason says
As someone who will admit to being homophobic to gay sex (not gay people), Hoosier1st’s mental picture he gave is disturbing! :)
However, I have wondered why those partners would do that. I assume it is a matter of love, that they understand that the lawmaker is passing those laws because he is scared of being outed, and they have compassion for him. It must either be that, or money is involved.