Giblets wants another Presidential Election

Giblets wants another Presidential election for his personal amusement:

For a whole half a year Giblets has gone without debates and primaries and match-up polls, and the world is weaker for it! Giblets wants to see clashes of titans, epic slinging of slime, shameless heaps of corn subsidies and nubian slaves piled around random Iowa farmers, wives made entirely of husked corn and oatmeal cookies tearing each other to ribbons on the set of This Week With George Stephanopoulos! Giblets wants the McCain-Satan unity ticket!

There is an entire universe of art and culture Giblets can only experience in campaign season: the prayerful mantra of the repeated talking point, the lyrical dance of the quasi-retracted half-promise, the sombre poetry of the reluctant character assassination, the classical drama of an entire press corps united in a modern-day Greek chorus wailing at the inevitable downfall of a dozen would-be kings!