It has come to my attention that the current generation of college students are drinking . . . to excess! I’m shocked, shocked. At my alma mater, Miami, they apparently went after beer pong. Back in my day, we didn’t play beer pong. At least I didn’t. I played Three Man, Asshole, Up & Down the River, and Quarters; but no Beer Pong. Mostly I didn’t have a lot of use for drinking games. I didn’t really need the assistance.
I’ve been hearing about and rolling my eyes at the steady reporting on the scourge of binge drinking on college campuses for the past 20 years. It makes me wonder how long it’s been since it a) wasn’t a scourge; and/or b) it wasn’t much reported upon.