Franklin Pierce and Millard Fillmore, this one is for you! Oh, and I suppose those other Presidents get to bask in your shared glory.
Actually, I was just looking at a list of the Presidents, and there is quite a lot of mediocrity in the second half of the 19th century. From the Founding until the 1840s, we did pretty well for ourselves: Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, Adams (better Sec’y of State than President), and Jackson.
After that, we start in with Van Buren who wasn’t awful but wasn’t great, and he was followed by Harrison, Tyler, Polk (a brief respite of effectiveness with Polk), and then a string of nothingness: Taylor, Filmore, Pierce and Buchanan. Just in time to save the Union, those guys are succeeded by an inexperienced but wonderfully articulate politician from Illinois named Abraham Lincoln. And then, back to the dregs — Johnson, Grant (good general, lousy President), Hayes, Garfield, Arthur, Cleveland (good enough to be elected twice, but not consecutively), Harrison, Cleveland (redux), and big Bill McKinley.
Then we’re into the 20th Century. Teddy Roosevelt gets into office despite the best efforts of the GOP machinery of the time. They stuck him in the Vice President’s office hoping that’d make him disappear. Unfortunately, McKinley went and got himself assassinated, and TR got to work with that boundless energy of his.
We then went to Taft and Wilson, back to a bit of the dregs with Harding, Coolidge, and Hoover. Twelve years with another Roosevelt followed up with eight years of Truman got that taste out of our mouth. Then there was the serviceable Eisenhower administration for another eight years. Once again, he seems to have been a better general than President, but he was a much, much better President than Grant. (Disclaimer: Ike seems to be a distant relative of mine). Then we had the martyr-Presidency of JFK and the remarkably able, if sometimes misguided, LBJ. (For my part, I’m thinking of the Gulf of Tonkin as opposed to the Great Society with that “misguided” remark). And then we finish up the most recent decades of the Union with Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, and Bush. I won’t comment much on those guys in this context since they seem more like “current events” than “history.” After all, we had guys like Cheney and Rumsfeld cutting their teeth under Nixon and Ford before coming back to haunt us under Bush II: Electric Boogaloo.