For those of you who loved Zork (or other interactive fiction computer games) and dislike our Iraqi policy, the Defective Yeti has Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure.
A sample:
> EXAMINE DESK
It is a large, oak desk, with several drawers.In one drawer you find a bag of pretzels.
> EAT PRETZEL.
I don’t think the pretzel would agree with you.> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.> GO RIGHT
Far-Right
You are on the far right of the political spectrum.
Jesse Helms is here.
John Ashcroft is here.> GO RIGHT
Radical Right
You are on the extreme right of the political spectrum.
Dick Cheney is here.
Pat Robertson is here.> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.> TAKE VACATION
Taken.> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.> SCORE
Your favorablity rating is 58% out of a possible 100%.
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