Michelle Malkin, et al, apparently raised a stink about the neckware of Rachel Rae in a Dunkin Donuts commercial. Craig is not amused. Hunter, on the other hand, seems mildly amused.
To bring America to its knees, all Bin Laden must do is make his next video while drinking from a can of Coca Cola. The nation would erupt in chaos; Coca Cola sales would vanish into nothingness. In his next video, he could casually munch potato chips; the entire snack industry would collapse. One after another, he could film himself driving an American car; he could insert himself into a Girls Gone Wild video; he could appear next to a caveman, or a gecko, or Captain Crunch; he could enroll in DeVry University. On the day he refinanced his home at new historically low rates, the United States housing market would collapse irretrievably. One by one, he could decimate the entire economic fabric of America merely by association. Not one person in fifty would be willing to buck social trends and still buy Coca Cola if Bin Laden was seen drinking it; our consumer-based economy would be destroyed.
I saw a picture from this ad on another site. What I find fascinating is that the wingnuts are upset about her fashion wear-which I’ll bet a wardrobe consultant chose for her to wear-but don’t seem to be bothered by the fact it looks like she’s standing outside the B’nai B’rith temple on the north side of Chicago. Of course the Palestinians wouldn’t like that, either!