Indiana gets a stop on Mark Morford’s Great American Hypocrisy Tour.
First stop – Colorado and Ted Haggard’s anti-gay rants coupled with male prostitutes and crystal meth.
Second stop – A toe-tapping good time at Larry “Wide Stance” Craig’s airport bathroom of shame.
Third stop – Florida and Mark Foley’s hot-intern-chat laptop. Florida is a twofer because you also get a stop at Rep. Bob Allen’s public restroom (another public restroom) where he had to offer to blow the burly black undercover cop because he didn’t want to “become a statistic.” (Too many viewings of “Reefer Madness” perhaps.)
Quick as a hasty Republican cover-up, we’ll hop on the bus and zip back up to Jefferson, Ind., where we will cruise very, very slowly by the all-American home where burgeoning young hypocrite Glenn Murphy, Jr., former chairman of the Young Republicans and one of the GOP’s rising stars, performed what turned out to be his second reported act of non-consensual fellatio on a fellow YR who just so happened to be asleep at the time. Wacky!
If you like, your sullen teenager can lie down on the floor and pretend to be drunk and asleep, and one of our travel facilitators will carefully undo his pants and pretend to give him oral sex! Time your snapshots just right as your teen “wakes up” in horror and shoves “Murphy” away and realizes what a sham both their lives really are! What a terrific scrapbook this will make. Great for Facebook, too!
Other tour stops available.
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