Entertaining post by Doghouse Riley. He hurts for our amusement.
My favorite bit:
He’s a suburbanite’s dog, which is to say he’s a purebred, a large breed (Yellow lab), chosen apparently out of some combination of the daughter’s pre-teen I’d rather have a pony aesthetics and weird Republican lawn-care dad Romanticism (We’re going to breed him! He’s going to retriever classes so we can hunt!).
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