Just a reminder that September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrr! Three sheets to the wind, mateys!
‘Tis a Day holy to the Pastafarians, for whom Pirates are divine beings. As Bobby Henderson pointed out in his letter to the Kansas Board of Education urging them to give equal time to the theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster along side evolution and intelligent design, global warming is due to the decline of pirates:
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
So, Talk Like a Pirate & Fight Global Warming!
As I was driving this evening, I noticed the sign @ the local Long John Silver’s mentioned free fish if you talked like a pirate when ordering
today.