Dana Hasinger and Tom Spalding, writing for the Indy Star, are reporting that Hat World is expanding its Indianapolis headquarters and will add 571 jobs.
I mention this primarily as an excuse to quote the epic movie Fear of a Black Hat:
Nina Blackburn: So, what’s the deal with the hats?
Ice Cold: Shit, the hats’re what NWH is all about. See, back in the day when there were slaves and stuff, we was forced to work in the hot sun all day, hatless. I mean, not even a babushka.
Tone Def: Word. Heads totally exposed to the sun.
Ice Cold: So when the slaves got back from the fields, they was too tired to revolt against they masters. So what we’re sayin’ now is: Yo, we got some hats now, muh-fuckas.
Tasty Taste: And we ain’t too tired to bust a cap in yo’ ass.
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